albino sea turtle
i think u mean soul of the ocean
This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero
I want to have Edna’s confidence
Not-phallic (and highly cooperative) cats
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritos
When she says “close my door”
When she says “come to bed”
When Krispy Kreme got the hot donuts
But when that hot sign is on though
"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century
The first Disneyland admission ticket ever sold.
It was purchased by Roy O. Disney, Walt Disney’s older brother, for $1 in 1955.
how could u not reblog this?